Friday, December 22, 2006

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away....



.....there was a green young girl of 17. This innocent young thing went along with her beau to the 18th birthday of a friend. At the party, the couple did party things like sipping tea and eating cucumber and watercress sandwiches, and discussing the weather. Things proceeded as they usually did at such events, with the girl getting bored of talking about Metallica with her beau and his friends, so she wanders off to mingle.

Now the birthday girl of this party was known for being wild and having somewhat out of the ordinary interests. Our protagonist knew of this, and was intrigued by it- her present to the birthday girl had been a book of somewhat risque literature-our protagonist having some specialised knowledge of such things.

In addition to the literature and many other gifts, the birthday girl was given something that was rather a hit at the party- a lovely black leather riding crop.

Now, you may be surprised to learn that the birthday girl was not fond of horses, and that in fact the crop was intended for rather a different kind of riding.

At the time our protagonist began to mingle, this implement was being wielded by a certain young man; rather expertly in fact, on the backsides of other party guests.

Our protagonist lingers at the edges of proceedings until the young man in question notices her.

"Your turn?" He asks, holding out his hand. Our protagonist flushes, embarrassed but intrigued and emboldened by Malibu mixers, so she nods and steps forward.

He leads her out of the crowd and directs her to bend over. She does, and feels his hand warm and firm on her back, leaning her further foward. She giggles nervously and nods as he asks her if she's ready.

She bites her lip and trembles as the first of the warm up strokes falls on her jeans. She hears the crowd giggle and murmur, but keeps looking shyly at the floor.

She jumps with a start as a small spot of burning pain blossoms on her skin- and a nanosecond after her brain manages to process the whooshing sound of the crop slicing through the air.

More spots blossom, and she shivers, pain and the watching audience setting her primal reptilian brain on fire. A few more strokes and it's over- the moment has passed, and she smiles and stands, chatting briefly with her punisher and the audience before going back to her friends, her boyfriend, and her life.

******

Well, motherfuckers, guess who that riding crop wielding young man was? Yep, you guessed it, Gray!

That incident started a huge shit-fight with my boyfriend of the time (my first, actually) as he wasn't so impressed with the whole 'letting strange boys spank me with a riding crop while he was outside' thing. Unfortunately, loveable as he was he was terribly vanilla in the bedroom, so he was a little threatened by the whole situation.

Anyway, I had forgotten this little incident. (Oh, obviously, our protagonist = me.) However, Gray and I have some people in common- we discovered in one of our early conversations that he went to the same highschool as my first boyfriend and a girlfriend of mine, in the year above them, so that caused a nice 'Aww, isn't Brisbane a small place!' moment. In conversation he mentioned a friend of his, and I said "Oh, Friend, I know her, I went to her 18th." Gray looks at me and says "Hey, me too!" and I think, how odd, we were at the same party once and I don't even recall. There were plenty of people there so I guess it's not that odd. We chatted on about inconsequential things for a bit, as you do, and then he pauses, and looks at me.

"Were you a lot blonder then than you are now?" I nod and grin and say yes.

"Were you wearing blue jeans at the party?"

"I don't know. More than likely, they were my uniform back then."

Gray's face lights up, he grins and I can see the memory rushing into the front of his mind.

"I spanked you with a riding crop at that party!"

(At this point my brain implodes in an Amelie style moment of electrical signals whizzing between synapses as everything in the whole world seems weirdly connected.)

"Oh my lord, I so remember!" I freak out. We discuss, giggly and flushed, (mostly me) and pleased. What do you call that? Serendipity? Luck? Freakish coincidence?

I liked it, anyway. And the longer I go for the more I remember- the feel of his hand on my back, more importantly, the lovely dark things that stirred in my mind as he bent me over. What a lovely auspicious start to our interactions.

*grin*

m

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Chillin with my caveman homies...

Computer dead. Stop. Send new hard drive. Stop. Much to report. Stop. Can't talk now. Stop.

Happy holidays, happy new year if no computer before then. Stop.

Much love,

m

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Addendum:

Another Weird Thing

7. I really like being on webcam, and watching myself on webcam. Even if I am doing absolutely nothing. I'm SO VAIN.

m


A post about something other than boys...

Stolen from Steph... whose blog seems to be experience some kind of amnesia currently, so it might not actually be six things, or weird things. But you get the idea.

Six Weird Things About Me

1. In public, I am just about as self-concious as your average girl. However, once in the bedroom, naked as the day I was born, I am the most relaxed person you will ever meet- I have no body hangups in the bedroom whatsoever. Not shy at all. Go me.

2. I don't like roses. At all. Actually, that's not true- I just wouldn't like to recieve roses from a guy- they smack of thoughtlessness and un-originality- I don't want to be generic flowers girl. Give me lilies or tulips any day.

3. I go to the toilet A LOT. Probably double figures each day.

4. I actually think I'm quite normal. Except for you know, the bipolar.

5. I hate the sound of liquids being poured. It makes my brain hurt.

6. I don't like to make eye contact with people.

Man, that was actually really hard... see what I mean about thinking I'm normal?!

Monday, December 18, 2006

The Waiting Game...

I'm starting to lose patience with Gray. We didn't have our date Thursday- he got a new job and had to work; fair enough, but I've crossed the border from anticipation into the dull grind of waiting.

I don't enjoy the waiting game with him, even the little victories of recieving a text first are paling compared to the fact that I have to wait for them. Even when he texts me first, and I reply, his response to mine can take days, literally. I do not enjoy this. I know he works nights, being a bartender, and then sleeps most of the day, I understand that, but I don't have to like it.

The fact that I've waited this long speaks of something, anyway. Would you believe it's been more than two weeks since we've actually been face to face? A month since I met him, and two weeks of nothing more than the occasional text is driving me mad, to say the least. Well, actually it's not... the vast majority of the time I am cool and unflustered, it's just today I'm a little irritated.

I guess there's no rush, and it's no big deal- it's not like I'm holding myself from seeing some other boy while I wait. It's just an experiencing co-occurring with the rest of my life. Relax.

He's a little hot/cold with the messages, if this is consistent behaviour, whatever 'relationship' we have won't last- I can't abide people that run hot and cold, most especially because I am one, and I need my other half to have that gentle abiding tolerance that makes me able to come back again and again. I know that's asking a lot, and is a little hypocritical, but that's the way it is. There are a lot of good things I can say for The Ex, and that's one- he was always patient and giving with me, which I really appreciated. I can't see Gray doing the same, although it's hard to say, I don't know him that well after all. But hey, maybe I need something different?

In case you can't tell, I am blogging to avoid texting, although I'm not really too sure why I should be avoiding- this power game often seems pointless and needlessly frustrating- after all, after playing it for two weeks I should have more than proved to myself that he does text me if I don't text him?

I don't know. I just know I don't like this waiting.

m

Friday, December 15, 2006

Hate and hate Friday, redux...

Also hating on:

The portion of my gum that is weirdly swollen and painful.

My oddly sticky crusty eyelids in one eye.

The fact that I put my neck out in the process of looking in the mirror this morning.

ARGH.

m

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hate and hate Thursday/Friday...

So I'm pretty much the super bitch queen from hell this week. But only really quietly inside my head, or screaming abuse inside the car with the windows up, so it's only really bothering me. Anyway, you will get over it.

Things I Hate:

People Who Drive (that are not me)
Robbie Williams Fans (that are not me)
Robbie Williams (go home)
People who expect Robbie Williams to be a role model for children, and get all offended when he smokes on stage (He had a nipple tassle twirling Machine Gun Fellatio supporting his last show, singing Dirty Fucking Whore, for crying out loud!)
Boys who send lovely charming text messages about how much they want to see me, and then the next message is all short and brusque. (Okay, I don't really hate those, am just mildly annoyed at them)
Umm... okay, I got nothing.

Things I Like/Love

Cookie dough.
Chunky soup.
My bed.

In other news:

Lots of crying at the shrink today... in combination with intense crankiness, I better be getting my period or I am just a complete nutjob, which would be bad, and require an increase in my meds, which would = greasier skin. Nooo!

Saw Borat- meh schmeh. Was expecting a laugh riot, and was really only a laugh sit-in. Doh.


m

PS. No, I did not go to the Robbie Williams concert, but I am a fan. I have seen him twice before. Ner ni ner ner. I just want them to have their little concert not in my nice little area, but far away in Boondall where concerts belong. (Not at QEII either, I drive past there to get home from work, traffic badness.)